A swishing way to save a marriage

I am ever indebted to readers of what I try to write. As a teenager, I started covering high school sports events for The Macon Telegraph and News. My very first story was scheduled to be published in next morning’s paper.

I could hardly wait for day to dawn.

I rushed out in my pajamas, opened the paper to the sports page, saw my byline, and my feathers fell: The linotype machine must have gone haywire, printing the lead paragraph with the same words over again three times, spoiling any sense the story might otherwise have made.

Some 70 years later, I am still attempting to write and grateful for those who not only read the column, but suggest a good idea, like this: A woman, concerned about her husband’s high temper, goes to the doctor.

“What’s the trouble?” the physician asks.

The wife replies: “I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me.”

The doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When your husband is getting angry, take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and is asleep.”

Two weeks later, the woman comes back to the doctor’s office looking like a new person.

She says, “Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished and he calmed down. How does a glass of water do that?”

The doctor answered: “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.”



More Opinion

Neighbors helping neighbors

“This is what it’s all about. This is what makes this place so great to work because we work together.” That quote could h ... Read More


Thank those in uniform

The Newnan Fire Department recently held its annual Christmas dinner at Fire Station 1. During the festivities, 21 members were awarded for ... Read More


Rants, Raves & Really?!?

A look back at last week’s highs, lows and whatevers: RANT: When people offer to help you, and help you keep from getting others conta ... Read More


Georgia Says

The Augusta Chronicle on Sen. Landrieu loss: CNN seems to want to believe voters just weren't listening to Louisiana Sen. Mary Landrieu's ra ... Read More


Expansion of water authority positive move

Coweta County’s Water and Sewerage Authority is getting ready to add new members. And it’s a needed move. Currently, the board h ... Read More

Moving EMT ops in-house

The Coweta County Board of Commissioners just made a very important decision, one that could impact every local resident. The fact it was a ... Read More