Guilt-free recoveryI had to have a procedure recently.
Procedure is supposed to be a delicate word for surgery. Kind of like issues is currently the delicate word for problems. So, I either had an issue that required a procedure or a problem that required surgery. You pick. The end result is the same — a month of recovery, a delicate word for doing nothing.
At first, I was horrified at the thought of sitting around and allowing my family and friends to wait on me, but I found that I soon warmed to the concept. So much so that I began enjoying it more than I felt I should. I voiced this concern to a friend who reminded me: “You have every right to enjoy your recovery – guilt free.”
That was just the permission I needed. Since that moment, I’ve decided to embrace my down time, not fight it. Here’s what I’ve learned in the process:
Showers feel really good after a few days.
My son secretly knows how to do laundry. I don’t know how or why.
It’s very easy to tweet the day away.
It’s humanly impossible not to eat fun-sized candy bars if they are in the house.
True friends pass along their trashy magazines. I have lots of true friends.
There’s very little a piece of homemade lemon meringue pie won’t cure.
The more commercials I watch, the more convinced I’ve become that I need those products. To that end, Forever Cozy seat cushion and NoNo laser hair remover are on their way.
There are a lot of Denzel Washington movies I haven’t seen.
I could probably live in my bedroom if I had to.
One card makes up for a mailbox full of bills.
I can’t remember any of my passwords or my cell number, and that has nothing to do with the leftover effects of the anesthesia.
My purse constituted heavy lifting and violated the doctor’s orders.
Couches with built-in recliners are worth their weight in gold.
I don’t miss running nearly as much as I thought I would. Nor working. Nor cooking. Nor cleaning.
In fact, I think recovery becomes me. As my friend said, “It’s amazing what we go through just to get a vacation.”
She’s right. It may not fit into our plans, but God knows what He’s doing and when we need to put our feet up.
So, for now, I’m going to put away my to-do list, unwrap a bite-sized 3 Musketeers, pull out my stack of Hollywood magazines and enjoy because, ready or not, I’ll be well before I know it. At least, my family hopes so!